Damn you, Noot Noot Snail! *shakes fist angrily at the air*

the-abc-cafe:

razzmic-berry:

snarby:

nepets:

snarby:

nepets:

snarby:

nepets:

snarby:

whats up hot stuff

WHAT DID YOU SAY

i said “WHATS UP HOT STUFF”

NO I SERIOUSLY CAN’T HEAR YOU CAN YOU SPEAK UP

WHAT! IS! UP! HOT! STUFF!

WHAT

IM YELLING AS LOUD AS I CAN

the amount of work I went through to read this…

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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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tillthenexttimedoctor:

"Hello, Rory." - "What’s wrong?"

↳ companion piece to You’re funny like that.”

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makorragasm:

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deductionhunters:

theivorytowercrumbles:

The only way I can believe this episode is real is posting screencaps.

Guys, guys, cmon, violence only baguettes more violence

image

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johannathemad:

all i want is to see Seijuurou’s little sister

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lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

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aconnormanning:

aconnormanning:

I took a selfie idk

My first 100 note selfie I think this is a big deal

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deanwinchesterackles:

xtremecaffeine:

snakesonajames:

Because of the weight of the ends of the forks, and how they’re distributed behind the penny (closer to the glass), the center of gravity of the whole system is actually shifted quite significantly. If I’m right, it would actually have to be right where the penny meets the glass. This mean, in a sense, all the “weight” of the system of the forks and penny is resting right on that point, rather than out in the air, so if you balance it, it’ll be stable on the glass.

SCIENCE.

image

…….Close enough

The difference between Science and Engineering.

Reblogging for that last comment.

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simsconfessions:

The Sims 4 seems to be stepping backwards instead of forwards and that makes me sad.

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churchilon:

pilot479:

punishandenslavesuckers:

the-meta:

Everytime I look at the top right corner of this cap I scream internally.

HES RIGHT THERE STICKING OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB HE ISNT EVEN CLOAKED TURN AROUND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU TWO.

Meta literally like “wtf u were one of our fucking stealth specialists r u shitting me lol imma rip out the back of yur head yolo”

south is literally the worst fucking stealth specialist she should have gone weapons track like wash did how the fuck did the director allow her to work stealth

The Freelancers we got to know are just the ones that didn’t die prior to the point in time season 9 dropped us into. Remember, there were 50 to begin with. CT, Maine, York, North, South, Lina, Wyoming, Wash, Florida, and Tex were just the ones who managed to not die for a little longer.

It makes a lot of the weird things about PFL that can’t be explained so easily by “The Director is fucking nuts” make waaay more sense when you realize that there are 10 people in a project meant for 50. Like why a lot of their skills seemed unbalanced or poorly suited (like York’s not-so-great lock picking, and South being on stealth when her skills and personality doesn’t fit it at all), why York was put back into action so soon after he was blinded (meaning he would have had no depth perception, limited peripheral vision, and not nearly enough time to learn how to adapt and compensate for that), how easily everyone seemed to joke about Georgia almost definitely being dead (at that point they were probably disturbingly used to that kinda stuff, and in situations like that people often joke to alleviate the fear of them being next), and why there was so much unnecessary risk-taking and poor team cohesion outside of what the leader board seemed to be causing, just to name a few.

York was right. In PFL you are better off lucky than good, because I’m sure all 50 were pretty damn good at being soldiers and spies and whatever else you’d call a Freelancer, but 40 of them died during the beginning phases of the project, probably mostly for bullshit reasons (I always took the banter about Georgia to imply that he died in an equipment malfunction for instance).

TL;DR: PFL had an 80% mortality rate before we even started seeing what was happening in season 9, so the handful of agents left were literally just whatever the project had left. Not necessarily the best of the original 50. The 50 best were chosen at the start, and the ten we know were just the best at not dying. For a while at least.

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Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14

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artschoolglasses:

Peeking through the rooms of Louis XV in Versailles.

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"For a really long time that’s all I had. Little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think, even then I knew, I was waiting for my wife."

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